
Me: (Begins whistling again while heading towards the door across the room.) To her right is a door flanked by two guards.) She sits at her desk, not paying attention to me.

(I wander around the compound, eventually reaching the office of Jana Lorso. The mainframe I'm looking for is air-gapped. (I shuffle over to the front desk and poke at the console.) Droids don't whistle, do they? Well, how the hell am I supposed to seem inconspicuous, then? Me: (Whistling in a metallic tone.) Oh, shit. Inhabiting the body of the protocol droid, B-4D4, I come through the entryway.) Honest.) | Next Episode (We're done with Citadel, right? RIGHT?) Index | Previous Episode (Just some routine droid maintenance. Just hit "Back" to go back to Classic Reddit when you're done reading. And your neighbor's fridge, too.ĭESKTOP CLASSIC REDDIT USERS: If the text goes horizontally off the screen, click here to temporarily switch to New Reddit for just this one page. They will spoil you so hard the milk in your fridge will curdle.

SPOILER WARNING: These stories are targeted towards those who have already finished KOTOR2 and the original.

"KOTOR 2 Experience" is a parody based on real play sessions of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2, The Sith Lords (with TSLRCM).
